Good morning, and welcome to the Deep Bondi Network. Make yourself at home - ask us for a mailbox, web page, shell account, whatever. We probably won't just hand those out, but if we've ever even seen you at a party, you can probably at least have an e-mail account.
In other news, speedway has been streamlined, Dave has über-fast DSL, and theCave is no more.
And now for something completely different: